shootin’ poopin’

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sometimes, when she poops, it’s a cataclysm. A volcano. An eruption of orange poop that sprays out like a hose of horror. and every crease and crevice on her wrinkly little body gets filled with poop. up her back, on her stomach, down her legs, between her toes.

a good friend gave me some great advice- cut the onesie. what are you saving, 3-4 more wears, tops, b/f the kid grows out of it? otherwise, it’s a poop shampoo. who wants that?



I'm a middle aged computer drone, pasty and soft from desk work. Rode the subway for 15 years and now livin' the suburban dream. Tomorrow is recycling day.

I drive a minivan and ride a motorcycle.

Enjoying the piss out of parenting - 2 kids, a girl born in 2013 and a boy in 2015.

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