sometimes, when she poops, it’s a cataclysm. A volcano. An eruption of orange poop that sprays out like a hose of horror. and every crease and crevice on her wrinkly little body gets filled with poop. up her back, on her stomach, down her legs, between her toes.
a good friend gave me some great advice- cut the onesie. what are you saving, 3-4 more wears, tops, b/f the kid grows out of it? otherwise, it’s a poop shampoo. who wants that?
I drive a minivan and ride a motorcycle.
Enjoying the piss out of parenting - 2 kids, a girl born in 2013 and a boy in 2015.